What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Science says there are distinct drunk personalities, and yours is consistent. Are you a Hemingway (basically the same drunk as sober), a Mary Poppins (suddenly extra sweet and friendly), a Nutty Professor (hidden wild side emerges), or a Mr. Hyde (different person entirely)? This quiz predicts your altered state. Based on actual psychological research on alcohol's personality effects, this assessment examines your baseline traits to predict how alcohol amplifies, mutes, or transforms them. Share with drinking buddies for maximum chaos. Results include your best drink orders and which drinking games to avoid at all costs.